Brad Pitt equals which number?

I saw it this morning.

Was I impressed?  Quite frankly, no!

When I heard earlier this year that Brad Pitt was to front the new campaign for No.5 (not "Chanel no.5 - but that is a whole other story and discussion...) - I was shocked.  How audacious!  How clever, how revolutionary!  Go, CHANEL... a very powerful move, indeed.

However, the results came through - and all I saw was pretentious drivel, with Pitt coming across like an elitist "tosser".  A friend of mine has carefully said she can't wait to be besieged on counter by "morons who will come in to ask for the men's No.5 with Brad Pitt..."  Enough said!

If you are yet to be convinced, log onto YouTube and see for yourself.  Your thoughts and opinions would be gladly welcomed.

"It's not a journey. Every journey ends, but we go on," Brad utters huskily.

"The world turns, but we turn with it. Plans disappear, dreams take over, but wherever I go, there you are."

Such drivel, if ever I heard it.  What on Earth Have CHANEL done here?  Once again, they are very clever little boffins.  No matter what our opinion - they are very smart in Paris.  They have created yet another publicity coup that will have us all talking.

No matter what: love or hate the ad, it will bring us all to our knees, as it will consume many a conversation the world over - from men to women; gay or straight; Chanel connoisseur and neophyte...

Maybe Mademoiselle was beyond plucky and intelligent  - she was truly a visionary!  Although, she will never be my Miuccia!

Check it out for yourself:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGs4CjeJiJQ 

What is their defence: The Devil made them do it?!!?

This morning seemed like any other beautiful Tuesday morning...  I was in bed, getting ready to awaken from my slumber when the phone rang.  As I was chatting with Marzy, Paloma's Godfather, I was briefly interrupted by a text message that sent shivers running through my core.

My girlfriend Loz had messaged me with a disturbing comment: OMG, Prada in Sydney, not good love...  I instantly reacted by thinking the impossible: bad service?  To which she replied: Store ram-raided last night!

The scene of the crime: such brazen violence should
 not be shown on television, EVER!

For the Love of Goodness and style, what the hell is up with people?  Do we need to desecrate the innocent temples of chic to validate people's idiocy and criminal intent?  What has PRADA done, other than send a message of style and beauty around the world?

Although, secretly I am thrilled that they chose PRADA, when they could've chosen other brands...

I love PRADA... pure and simple!

However, I am worried about how these innocent pieces of beauty are faring, kidnapped, unable to voice their thoughts.  To be worn by bogans wearing GUESS? and totally undeserving of their bounty...

All I can say is that these pathetic losers, the scum of the earth need to be brought to justice - and then some!  Let us deal with these savages, one by one.

Perhaps we need to ram-raid their tenements, and also throw them into shark-infested waters!

Stand up with me and be counted:  DO NOT CONDONE THE VIOLENCE AGAINST HIGH-FASHION!  SAVE PRADA FROM THESE UNDESERVING MORONS!

IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, CALL THE (FASHION) POLICE, AND CRIME STOPPERS!

The scene of the Crime, as Forensic Police
are now involved in the mission of discovery.

What will their defence be?  The Devil made them do it?  The Devil Wears Prada, so should our ugly wives?

What next:  THe SCUMBAGS wear Prada, and they work for BOGUE magazine?

Seriously... I am not a happy camper today!

Please find these bastards and do away with them....

Also, stay tuned for my round-up of my best and worst shows from the recent collections in Paris and Milan...

Don't even get me started on the arrogant car-crash that is Hedi Slimane at SLP?  What happened to the icon of YSL?  Lanvin cross-references... Alber must be smirking with the justice that is long overdue him... but that is a whole other post....!

For now, it is ciao...

Stay PRADA-licious, PRADA-loving and always PRADA-TRUE!

Miuccia loves you - and so do I!

Bisous, Gougou. x.